I want to be one of tho people who whisper random adjectives in the background of makeup commercials

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

lookbookdotnu:

When flowers bloom (by Alana Ruas)

lookbookdotnu:

When flowers bloom (by Alana Ruas)

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
staceysothermom:

i was gonna post a selfie yesterday but it was unrelated to Orphan Black so I didnt and yeah this is my face hello internet

staceysothermom:

i was gonna post a selfie yesterday but it was unrelated to Orphan Black so I didnt and yeah this is my face hello internet

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

American Horror Story: Easter

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